Posts tagged funny
Google for Pirates
Watch YouTube in ASCII mode, save bandwidth
A proper bastardised, chaved up Skippy mobile if ever there was. Enhance your street cred at the local drive thru burger joint or council estate shop front no end with this utterly tacky converted little Renault Clio. Not your Gran’s idea of a lift to town, granted, but a fantastic opportunity to increase 3 fold your class A drug selling ability. This is the car you need boys. The punters will flock to the window for your home grown skunk and other illegal substances. you just ain’t gonna look out of place in this little beauty! Now I’ve made sure the tax ran out last November, so there is a big pat on your scrawny little backs already.
The story of Alice in Wonderland has been told hundreds of times already, but that’s not all that’s familiar about the new film from the master of movie madness Tim Burton. Just ask Johnny Depp. Starring Johnny, Tim and Helena Bonham Carter, prepare to enter the living nightmare of Burtonland!
A/S/Labour?
Twitter spam is no laughing matter - but this direct message from a Cardiff AM made me LOL…
Good password tips: A lesson from @dcurtis
- Pick a fairly long password that is a mixture of letters, cases, numbers and special characters.
- Don’t write it down anywhere, or send it to 13,000 strangers on Twitter.
Clipboard anxiety
I get this weird feeling when I have something in the clipboard. If it’s something I have copied it’s a kind of pregnant “holding onto something” feeling. If it’s something I’ve cut, then I have an additional anxiety that I will have a crash, forget about it, or most likely of all, copy again before I have pasted.
I get this! Other terms he cites for the same condition: ‘Control-C anxiety, clip itch and clipboard pregnancy’. Clip itch sounds nasty!
(Found by googling the term to see if it existed elsewhere.)
Host Your Own Windows 7 Torrenting Party (via @danamorphic & Gizmodo)
